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Feel free to im these people at any time
Only three im conversations can be up at a time
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ugarte1213
ugarte1213: he
ugarte1213: hey*
Jabu0: who
ugarte1213: its me robert
Jabu0: robert...
ugarte1213: rumorious
Jabu0: oh
Jabu0: and...why are you im ing me, Brant?
ugarte1213: haha
ugarte1213: i want you!
ugarte1213: want to cyber?
Jabu0: oh yeah but only if you are ehot
ugarte1213: ehot*
ugarte1213: ehot??
ugarte1213: what does that mean baby?
Jabu0: are you sexy in a psysical manner on the einternet omg
ugarte1213: im hella fine!
ugarte1213: how about you?
Jabu0: omg should I tell them about my misshaped eyeballs yes well ok no german is not my language
ugarte1213: huh?
ugarte1213: i want to cybr now!!!
ugarte1213: cyber*
Jabu0: omg am i ready yet
Jabu0: wait for my makeup
Jabu0: omg out of it
Jabu0: shut up not tonight
ugarte1213: are you a chick?
Jabu0: I am half chick with boobs but lacking because of my penis
ugarte1213: okkkk
ugarte1213: i'll just go now
ugarte1213: c ya
Jabu0: bie rumorious call me
ugarte1213: give me your number!
Jabu0: (984)435-6732
Jabu0: omg i can't believe i did that
Jabu0: now we can have phone sex with my raspy nasally voice of flem
Jabu0: so sexy
ugarte1213: talk to me
Jabu0: I can't my voice is sore from whoring last night
ugarte1213: i want you!
ugarte1213: what are you wearing?
ugarte1213: im touching myself
Jabu0: I'm touching my dog
Jabu0: he likes it
ugarte1213: sexy
Jabu0: i knos
ugarte1213: i have a thung 4 dogs
ugarte1213: hahahahaha
ugarte1213: how old are you?
Jabu0: 13
ugarte1213: really??!?
ugarte1213: im 13 tooo
ugarte1213: please make a 13 year old happy!!!!!!!
ugarte1213: =)
Jabu0: yeah omg what a coincidence, we should meet up I live in Pittsburg lets go to the mall
ugarte1213: girl
ugarte1213: and fuck in the bathroom
ugarte1213: please make me horny
ugarte1213: do you like no doubt?
Jabu0: oh yeah i love them
ugarte1213: really?
ugarte1213: i love tony
ugarte1213: i wish he could be touching me right now
Jabu0: orly
ugarte1213: im a guy!
Jabu0: omg I am a girl
Jabu0: but really a guy
ugarte1213: im gay
Jabu0: orly
ugarte1213 signed off at 5:05:52 PM.
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HawaiianHeinz57
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:18:03 PM): hi...this is amanda...MOOO
Jabu0 (8:18:37 PM): er...hello amanda. Do I know you?
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:19:16 PM): i talked 2 u in the chat room wth sludgematic and Not A Good Doggy and Save ze whales
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:19:28 PM): member? u were possesed by cows
Jabu0 (8:19:45 PM): Maybe
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:19:55 PM): whats ur real name?
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:20:11 PM): i know that u know janelle, tho
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:20:17 PM): i think
Jabu0 (8:20:48 PM): No, I just randomly went to a chat room
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:21:43 PM): o...so it was obviously a random 1 cuz NAGD didn't know anyone either...hmmm...
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:22:00 PM): r u a guy or girl?
Jabu0 (8:22:15 PM): guy
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:22:23 PM): name...
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:22:26 PM): ???
Jabu0 (8:22:42 PM): Jabu
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:22:55 PM): really? or 4 fake?
Jabu0 (8:22:56 PM): I'm a decendant of an ancient african chinese clan from Europa
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:23:01 PM): uh huh
Jabu0 (8:23:02 PM): srsly
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:23:31 PM): sure...did u know that Europa is one of Jupiter's moons?
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:23:45 PM): so ur 4m outer space?
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:23:51 PM): or from EUROPE?
Jabu0 (8:24:54 PM): no Europa, the continent
Jabu0 (8:25:02 PM): it was changed to Europe in '84
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:25:21 PM): ok, whatever....so ya, how old r u?
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:26:38 PM): i'm 13
Jabu0 (8:27:27 PM): I'm 57
Jabu0 (8:27:33 PM): but I act like I'm 12
Jabu0 (8:27:40 PM): that's what my 9 year old boyfriend says
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:28:05 PM): ur 12? so ur a girl? or gay?
Jabu0 (8:28:25 PM): No, I'm 57, and I'll take ANYONE under 10
Jabu0 (8:28:30 PM): you're to young for me sweety
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:28:58 PM): hahaha...so ur a girl?
Jabu0 (8:29:09 PM): No, I'm a guy
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:29:18 PM): ok then...so ur 12
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:29:23 PM): not 57
Jabu0 (8:29:26 PM): No I'm 57
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:29:34 PM): no ur not
Jabu0 (8:29:40 PM): ys im am
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:29:49 PM): than i'm actually 21
Jabu0 (8:30:16 PM): you're ancient
Jabu0 (8:30:20 PM): old hag
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:30:54 PM): whatever...later
Jabu0 (8:30:55 PM): Got any kids?
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:31:01 PM): ya...3
Jabu0 (8:31:04 PM): mmm
Jabu0 (8:31:10 PM): you're going on the website
HawaiianHeinz57 (8:31:18 PM): what?
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